- Who is Hoomi?
- Hoomi is Misha's intestines.
- Hoomi is pouty and cute.
- Hoomi is pink.
- Hoomi is doesn't mince words.
- Hoomi sees the world from the inside.
- Hoomi is out of place on the outside.
- Hoomi is a wiggley soft/hard sixpack*.
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- Who is Hoomi not?
- Hoomi is not an alien (humans are the aliens).
- Hoomi is not a vessel of ancient wisdom (Hoomie is gut wisdom).
- Hoomi is not the only one. Everybody has their own, but most people don't get stressed enough for theirs to come out.
- How did Hoomi get his name?
- Misha got so anxious that his insides jumped out.
- "Who are you?" exclaimed Misha.
- His tummy replied "Who, me?"
- What does Hoomi like?
- Hoomi likes Hot drinks like: tea, coffee and gingerale.
- Hoomi likes Hugs.
- Hoomi likes to be rubbed in a circular motion.
- Friends who drop by often and don't stay long.
- The sound of his own opinions.
- Round foods, like: grapes, apples, plums, oranges, green peas, biscuits, cookies, potpies, bagels, lollipops, meatballs, donuts and silver dollar pancakes.
- In the bathtub with music and candles until he gets wrinkley.
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